20 Things You Can ONLY Say At Christmas And Not Get A Slap!!

LoopyLee · #1 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:28 AM

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

#2 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:35 AM

Loopy. I'm shocked.

I never thought you would say all of those things!

I thought you were an angel?

LoopyLee · #3 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Twincam

Loopy. I'm shocked.

I never thought you would say all of those things!

I thought you were an angel?

Loopy =

with a dirty sense of humour

#4 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Loopy = Devil - with a dirty * sense of humour

*and twisted

#5 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:54 AM

I just tried a few of these lines and did get slapped

LoopyLee · #6 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by segiano

I just tried a few of these lines and did get slapped

I think you need a turkey to hand when you say them

LoopyLee · #7 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twincam

*and twisted

Who? Me?

Nah... you got it all wrong Twin..

#8 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

I think you need a turkey to hand when you say them

Now you tell us. You just like to laugh at us...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Nah... you got it all wrong Twin..

Care to explain?

LoopyLee · #9 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Twincam

Now you tell us. You just like to laugh at us...

yep.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twincam

Care to explain?

I'm not a DEVIL I'm a

with an ever so slightly bent sense of humour.. Thats all..

#10 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 12:35 PM

Do you want some of my smoked meat log.

(we smoke some deer tender loin for christmas)

#11 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 9:29 PM

SSB could have fun with that

lanbrown · #12 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 9:43 PM

21) Stuff that turkey

#13 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:23 PM

Darling, that was the moistest stuffing I've had for a long time.

#14 (**permalink**) 12-20-2008, 11:52 PM

ho ho ho

try saying that to 3 ladies at another time of year.

lanbrown · #15 (**permalink**) 12-21-2008, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dicknose

ho ho ho

try saying that to 3 ladies at another time of year.

Are you sure about that?

LoopyLee · #16 (**permalink**) 12-21-2008, 5:00 AM

#17 (**permalink**) 12-21-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by lanbrown

Are you sure about that?

I like that. Thats great.

#18 (**permalink**) 12-21-2008, 11:01 AM

Cannot see why more than a couple would get you slapped #14 is just being helpful and #3 .... well some people might be into that.... better than the pain thing that some like

LoopyLee · #19 (**permalink**) 12-21-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sheepofblue

Cannot see why more than a couple would get you slapped #14 is just being helpful and #3 .... well some people might be into that.... better than the pain thing that some like

Very good

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