Profane substitutes

[jhonda41]

What are your most used phrases to replace vulgar language when in front of children, ladies and at the workplace.

1. cheese and rice!

2. what the craziness?

3. what the hector! (i got that from my 5 year old son)

4. Son of a Blagojevich! (shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on the net)

-jh

An example:

You are sofa king we todd it.

Not profane, but it gets the message across.

[jhonda41]

gee golly heck

Instead of God damn it I say God Bless America

SOB= Son Of a Biscuit Eater

Fudge= instead of the f word

Mother fudrucker

[lanbrown]

As Stewie says:
"What the deuce"

Instead of "fudge" I usually say "****"
But then again people in real life do call be dicknose, so what do you expect!

[lanbrown]

Do you pu$$yfoot around?

"You dirty lint licker"

"What the French Toast"

When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom

[jhonda41]

Originally Posted by macca9540

When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom

You lost me on that one macca....

I mean I "get it." I just dont get how it applies here or in that other thread I saw it in



-jh

Originally Posted by jhonda41

You lost me on that one macca....

I mean I "get it." I just dont get how it applies here or in that other thread I saw it in



-jh

"Root" over here is sex, or if it's "rooted" it means it's f#*ked

[jhonda41]

Originally Posted by macca9540

"Root" over here is sex, or if it's "rooted" it means it's f#*ked

I know what "root" means. I get the whole gay innuendo. I just dont see how it applies here.

[lanbrown]

AC/DC is the name of a band, but it also has a meaning of bisexuality. The band members learned of it just after they picked their name and before the release of their first album.

I always say "Judas Priest!" or if I'm really mad....$#@%^*&$@#$%$

[CBR929RE]

usually my sentences just end abruptly

what the...
holy....
son of a...

Originally Posted by jhonda41

I know what "root" means. I get the whole gay innuendo. I just dont see how it applies here.

Sorry! I have'nt a clue what this is about.